movie meme

Rules:
1. Pick 16 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO cheating, if you don't know any of them then that's just too bad.
6. You don't have to be tagged in this to play.

1. Are you sure you were talking about water skis? From where I sat it looked as though you were conjugating some irregular verbs.

2. No, I don't think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how. - Gone With the Wind - canadianbeauty2

3. Character 1: These guys ever smile?
Character 2: They're Russians. They get shot if they smile.

4. You're going to be bad for business. I can tell. - Moulin Rouge - underhand_glory

5. I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you. - Lord of the Rings: Return of the King - canadianbeauty2

6. Character 1: You just shook your head... doesn't that make you happy?
Character 2: My brains, his steel, and your strength against sixty men, and you think a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy? - The Princess Bride - underhand_glory

7. J, you know if someone came in here, they wouldn't believe what they'd see? You and me with long faces plunged into despair because we find out a man didn't kill his wife. We're two of the most frightening ghouls I've ever known. - Rear Window - feelthequiet

8. Character 1: Well, did you hear that? I'm practically on the wagon, that's quite a change.
Character 2: It's a phase.
Character 1: You don't think a woman can change?
Character 2: Sure, change is fun, for awhile.

9. I thought you two had eloped! I wouldn't mind, but not in my car. - Sabrina - xdazedconfusedx

10. Character 1: Oh, put a cork in it, C.
Character 2: Maybe someone should've put a cork in it seventeen years ago. - What a Girl Wants - ffaffe

11. Character 1: I don't quite understand. Am I being stupid?
Character 1: No, you're being a man. Which is sometimes the same thing.

12. Character 1: You keep away from me! Just because you're a big movie star, wild parties, swimming pools, you expect every girl to fall in a dead faint at your feet. Well, don't you touch me!
Character 2: Fear not, sweet lady! I will not molest you. I am but a humble jester, and you? You are too far above me!
Character 2: Farewell, Ethel Barrymore! I must tear myself from your side! - Singin' in the Rain - feelthequiet

13. Where is my dog? I will die if I do not have him back! Do you understand me? I WILL DIE IF I DO NOT HAVE HIM BACK! - Bewitched - tju_tju_tju_tju

14. Character 1: My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.
Character 2: But that would make me a slut, wouldn't it?
Character 1: C, everybody does it; it's just that nobody talks about it.
Character 2: So, it's like a secret society?
Character 1: That's one way looking at it.
Character 1: Fucking idiot... - Cruel Intentions - burkle

15. Character 1: Hey J? Can we park a block away from school? I really don't want to cause a riot with this hearse.
Character 2: This is a non-riot hearse. And if it were a hearse there would be silence in the backseat. - The Princess Diaries - ontheseboats

16. Character 1: I should have prayed to the ancestors for luck.
Character 2: How lucky can they be? They're dead. - Mulan - tju_tju_tju_tju

Also, happy birthday aurilly! I haven't talked to you in a while, but I whipped a little something up for you, and I hope you like it :)